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Monthly Archive for October, 2009

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There was a little boy in my life. He reached up to hold my hand. He was terrible at tying his shoe laces. His best friend at kinder was a girl named Alex. He played with matchbox cars.   We took a walk together down the bike track, close to the creek. He watched the trickles of water. Looked […]

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I seem to have a desire to continue a theme… As fate would have it after my hubby met his man-fan last week I had the interesting opportunity to have my own lesbian moment yesterday. At work I was serving a long line of customers. A nice, young lady walked up to the counter and… well it […]

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Okay so here is a post that will be soooo controversial that I am sure I will get at least two comments…maybe even three (if I count my own replies)… It’s about Christmas in the shops in October. I headed to the cafe today and lo and behold the baby bejebus the centre had sprung into festive […]

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Last night hubby dearest joyfully offered to go and get pizza so we could have a very-lazy-friday-night-dinner. When he arrived back home he seemed rather perplexed. I asked him what was wrong and he replied, “I think I got picked up. By a… fella.” “Oh,” I say, suppressing a smirk- “Was he good looking?” >cue Benny Hill […]

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‘I’ve heard people say that Too much of anything is not good for you, baby…’  “What the fock is THAT?” I say pointing at a lump sitting on the dresser in my bedroom. “It’s the stereo I  found,” my dear hubby says. “You know really I can’t believe that someone’s thrown it in the rubbish […]

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I dislike mice. So when my sister told me that she had a mouse in her house I physically felt my pupils dilate. “Did you get traps?” I casually asked. “Yes, but because of the kids we have called them little-micey-hotels.” Oh, I thought. Little Micey Hotels? I imagine the brochure…   Check in little […]

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There are some days where you just feel that you are the icy pole stick that’s been shoved up the arse of a Paddlepop. Chocolate flavour.   I don’t want to sound like a huge whinge-bag (because I am really blessed with family, friends, health and incredible good looks >haha< ) but yesterday was the beginning […]

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 My daughter had a homework assignment to do.   Brainstorm a BIG list of all the words you can think of that represent Australia.   She started off strong… Melbourne, Victoria, koala, wombat, footy, meat pie, kangaroo, southern cross, sydney opera house, Barrier Reef, Ayers Rock, boomerang… the list went on and on… until we […]

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If you work in a bank or are a fanatical fan of Jesus -you really should avert your eyes now. Please.     Prologue: I  hate banking. Of course I love money going into the bank… I just don’t like going to the bank. I like the lovely sanitized online version of banking. No queues, no […]

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